Anniversary SMS

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair. 

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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through. 

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I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

April Fool SMS collection

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! 

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ... 

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... 

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank? 

Birthday SMS collection

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday... 

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Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?  

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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil

Missing You SMS collection

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

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I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

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 God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Mothers Day SMS

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be. 

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A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone. 

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I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Naughty SMS collection

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. 

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work" 

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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =) 

New Year SMS collection

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed 

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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year. 

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Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!  

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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....