Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
love is just like life,
ReplyDeleteit is not alwaies easy
and does not alwaies bring
happiness .. but we shouldn’t
stop loving; when we’re still
living . :)love SMS
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